Hello Kris Kringle,
PREAMBLE:
I tried to make gift giving to me more of a group effort this year by having multiple yous, but Taylor blew that for both of us. Nonetheless, I'm sure you will find great joy in emptying your Piggy Bank for me. With deep discounts being offered during these recessionary times, I look forward to more gift-giving bang for your buck. Remember, people don't know how much you care, until they know how much I got. So, dig deep and shop well, Grasshopper.
THE ARTS
Literature:
-)"Little Black Book of Connections", by Jeffrey Gitomer
-)"Arguing With Idiots", by Glenn Beck
Music:
-)Paul Anka's Greatest Hits
-)The O' Jays Greatest Hits
-)Bee Gees Greatest Hits (not Saturday Night Fever CD)
-)America's Greatest Hits (that's right, Ronnie..."Sister Golden Hair", "Horse w/No Name").
HOUSEWARE:
-) 12 Gallon Stock Pot (I have 2... big and small...this is in between.)
-) Small Sauce Pan (Like the one I had before somebody threw it out right after Nov. 8th 1998.
And still, no one knows why. I used it to brown garlic, saute' an onion, etc.)
APPAREL:
-) Sweatpants- L, dark gray, cotton, going-to-the-gym quality (not Grandma's house), pockets.
-) House Slippers- dark color, size 9.5-10, warm, rubber bottoms so I can throw out the garbage with them.
MISC:
-)Anything "O'Reilly"
More to come, so don't spend it all yet.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
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